RESERVE YOUR SPOT

We're in R&D. Save your spot anyway.

The tee is real. The math checks out. The product hasn't shipped yet. We will write back the moment it does.

No money. No commitment. We won't charge a card. We won't sign you up for anything. If we ship something we don't think you'd want, we will tell you and you can pass. If we ship something good, you get first dibs and we will say so out loud.

By submitting you agree to our privacy policy. We will not sell your email. We will not subscribe you to a newsletter. We will write back when we have something to write back about.

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We'll write back the moment we ship something. No spam. Just one email when this is real.

Want to chip in?

We are bootstrapping this out of a garage in Los Angeles. If you want to support the R&D side of things, we'll put a sticker in your first pack and a note that says thanks. (Once we have packs. Patience.)

The "chip in $5" button goes live the moment our Stripe account activates. Until then this is purely emotional support. Write to us if you want to do something more substantial.